if you order from the grown-up menu you get a paper placemat with the New York Times crossword on it and a ballpoint pen
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Female, 25, Canada!
if you order from the grown-up menu you get a paper placemat with the New York Times crossword on it and a ballpoint pen
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being an absolutely obnoxious little turd is a love language
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How to tell a deaf dog it’s time for a walk.
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World’s cutest male spider does embarrassing dance to impress cutest female spider.
HOLY. SHIT.
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