All the things

• 2021-11-26

  nonasuch:

  funnytwittertweets:

  

  if you order from the grown-up menu you get a paper placemat with the New York Times crossword on it and a ballpoint pen

  (via simplyabby)

• 2021-11-12

  skunkes:

  

  (via demipunk)

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  anais-ninja-bitch:

  livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  

  being an absolutely obnoxious little turd is a love language
  

  (via demipunk)

• 2021-10-21

  spamton:

  the dragons when they’re in a dungeon idk I’m too pretty to play dnd

  
  

  

  (via thebootydiaries)

• 2021-10-02

  guerrillatech:

  

• 2021-08-13

  sosuperawesome:

  Strawberry and Mushroom Witch Hats

  Maebe Sew Designs on Etsy

  (via godshideouscreation)

• 2021-08-11

  (via harrythepottedplant)

• 2021-08-01

  seravph:

  

  I THINK I AM GOING TO CUT MY HAIR

  (via stoleyourcarbon)

• 2021-07-16

  itotallygazeatscully:

  tikkety-tok:

  How to tell a deaf dog it’s time for a walk.

  

  (via antonio-redgrave)

• 2021-07-07

  adorablespiders:

  theverge:

  World’s cutest male spider does embarrassing dance to impress cutest female spider.

  HOLY. SHIT.

  (via ferriswheellight)